You wanna know the secret to eternal life? Eat lotsa raw liver, onion, and liverwurst sandwiches.
- -- Armstrong
Prisoners of the Macrobiotic Cult[]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Naomi Atkins
- Pamela Trice
- Bruno (bodyguard) (First appearance)
Villains:
- The Sect
- Macrobiotic Cult
- Chip Chalmers / Macrochip (Single appearance)
- Cookie (Single appearance)
- Panduit
- Wilson Haverford Duerst
- Macrobiotic Cult
Other Characters:
- Aga Khan (Mentioned only)
- Baba Streisand (Mentioned only)
- k.d. lang (Mentioned only)
- Lee Morgan (Mentioned only)
- Paul and Linda McCartney
- Richid Gere (Mentioned only)
- Visigoths (Mentioned only)
Locations:
- Florida
- Camp Macro (First appearance)
- Palm Beach (Mentioned only)
- South Beach (Mentioned only)
- Los Angeles (Mentioned only)
Items:
- Healthy drinks (mentioned and consumed)
- Plain yogurt, Tiger's Milk, quart skimmed milk, three raw eggs in a blender
- Raspberry Klarbruun
- Water
- Za iced tea
- Jazz music (played)
- Macrobiotic/Vegetarian food (mentioned and consumed)
- Non-vegetarian food (mentioned and consumed)
- Beef liver
- Raw liver, liverwurst and onion on pumpernickel
- Special vitamin supplements
Vehicles:
Credits[]
- Writers: Mike Baron
- Pencilers: Mike Vosburg, Paul Hewitt (art assistant)
- Inkers: Mike Vosburg, Paul Hewitt (art assistant)
- Colorists: CJ
- Letterers: Rob Johnson, Joe Albelo
- Cover Artists: Mike Vosburg
- Editors: Kevin VanHook
- Editor-in-Chief: Bob Layton
Synopsis[]
Taken prisoner by Duerst, Archer and Armstrong are kept drugged and put to work at Duerst's macrobiotic farm. There, they are recognized by their former neighbor, Pamela Trice. For reasons of her own, she covertly frees them from the drug's effect. Armstrong then attacks Duerst, who is contained in a portable iron lung, nearly killing the old man before making good his escape.[1]
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Quotes[]
- Wash-the-dishes, pass-'em-on. Wash-the-dishes, pass-'em-on.
- -- Armstrong
- Dry-the-dishes, stack-them-up. Dry-the-dishes, stack-them-up.
- -- Archer
- Washadishes, passemon. Washadishes, passemon.
- -- Armstrong
- Drythdishes, stackemup. Drythdishes, stackemup.
- -- Archer
- Don't stand there with your mouth open! We're losing air conditioning!
- -- Mr. Duerst
- Vhat a pile of varm, vet horse manure. Zere is somesing rotten in paradise.
- -- Pamela Trice
- You want me to put a hurt on that macrochip wimp?
- -- Bruno
- Ach, nein, dahling. Zis calls for a soupcon of finesse.
- -- Pamela Trice
- Ach, I feel like Chems Bond.
- -- Pamela Trice
- You wanna know the secret to eternal life? Eat lotsa raw liver, onion, and liverwurst sandwiches.
- -- Armstrong
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