The joke's on me, kid! I, of all people... I made gods!
- -- Armstrong
American Wasteland, Part Two: Brokedown Olympus[]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Moishe Gumpertz (Single appearance)
Villains:
- Lee Harvey Oswald
- The Sect
- Church of Retrology
- Fameotorium
- Morrison / The Lizard King (Mentioned only)
- Fameotorium
- Master Builders
- The Null (Mentioned only)
- Sisters of Perpetual Darkness
- Mary-Maria Archer (possessed)
- Church of Retrology
Other Characters:
- Akhenaten (Cameo) (Flashback only)
- Aleister Crowley (Mentioned only)
- Amy Winehouse (Cameo)
- Anna Nicole Smith (Cameo)
- Andre the Giant (Cameo)
- Barkeeper
- Brandon Lee
- Bruce Lee
- Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) (Mentioned only)
- Cliff Burton (Cameo)
- Dimebag Darrell (Cameo)
- Elvis Presley (Mentioned only)
- Fidel Castro (Mentioned only)
- Freddie Mercury (Cameo)
- H.A.R.D. Corps (Mentioned only)
- Golden Dawn (Mentioned only)
- Jackie O.
- Janis Joplin (Cameo)
- Jeff Hanneman (Cameo)
- Jimi Hendrix (Cameo)
- John Lennon (Cameo)
- John F. Kennedy (Behind the scenes)
- Mafia (Mentioned only)
- Marilyn Monroe (also as Norma Jean...)
- Michael Jackson (Cameo)
- Mikey (Only appearance; dies)
- Mikey's co-worker (Only appearance; dies)
- Nikita Khrushchev (Mentioned only)
- Pentagon (Mentioned only)
- Sid Vicious (Cameo)
- T. S. Eliot
- The Notorious B.I.G. ("East" guard)
- Tupac Shakur ("West" guard)
- Ultimate Warrior (Cameo)
Locations:
- California
- Obscurelands
- The Vatican (Mentioned only)
Items:
- Armstrong's Satchel
- Dumbbell
- Rifle
- The Waste Land (poem)
- Timearcs
- Wheel of Aten
Vehicles:
- Mikey's truck
Credits[]
- Writers: Fred Van Lente
- Pencilers: Pere Perez
- Inkers: Pere Perez
- Colorists: David Baron
- Letterers: Dave Sharpe
- Cover Artists: Shawn Crystal (A), Michael Walsh (B)
- Editors: Josh Johns
- Editor-in-Chief: Warren Simons
Synopsis[]
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Notes[]
- Shawn Crystal's regular cover is a homage to Run DMC's album "King of Rock" from 1985.
- Michael Walsh's variant cover is a homage to the cover of the North American release of the Jimi Hendrix Experience's album "Are You Experienced" from 1967.
Quotes[]
- The joke's on me, kid! I, of all people... I made gods!
- -- Armstrong
Gallery[]
Cover Art[]
Cover A by Shawn Crystal
Cover B by Michael Walsh
Textless Cover Art[]
Panels[]
Related[]
References[]
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