I! Hate! Time travel! No wonder it scrambled my brother's marbles!
- -- Armstrong
American Wasteland, Finale: Ouroboros[]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Villains:
- The Sect
- Church of Retrology
- Fameotorium
- J. Douglas Morrison / The Founder (Dies)
- Taneisha (Assistant)
- Fameotorium
- Church of Retrology
Other Characters:
- Bharatvarsha
- Bruder Timothy Powers (Flashback only)
- Der Türke (Mentioned only)
- Dinosaurs
- Elvis Presley
- Fred Van Lente (In a photograph only) (burning)
- Ganesha
- Ivar Anni-Padda (Flashback only)
- Jiminy Cricket (Mentioned only)
- Percy Vale (aka Justin Bieber) (Dies)
- Valeful Faithful (Thousands of fans; mostly screaming girls)
- Pere Perez (In a photograph only) (burning)
Other Characters (Cover):
- Ambrose Bierce (Only appears on cover)
- Amelia Earhart (Only appears on cover)
- Archer & Armstrong (Valiant Comics) (Only appears on cover)
- Armstrong (Valiant Comics) (Only appears on cover)
- Obadiah Archer (Valiant Comics) (Only appears on cover)
- The Black Bloc (Only appears on cover)
- Dinosaur
- Eternal Warrior (Only appears on cover)
- General Redacted (Only appears on cover)
- Ghost of Thelma Archer (Only appears on cover)
- Ghost of Joseph Archer (Only appears on cover)
- Gnomes of Zürich (Only appears on cover)
- Green Dragon Lamas (Only appears on cover)
- Hashish-Eaters (Only appears on cover)
- Master Builders (Only appears on cover)
- The Null (Only appears on cover)
- The One Percent (Only appears on cover)
- Resident Alien (Only appears on cover)
Locations:
- 555 A.D.
- Arthurian Times
- Bharatavarsha (Mentioned only)
- 1529 A.D.
- 1926 A.D. (New Years Eve)
- California
- Joshua Tree
- Los Angeles
- Nevada
- Las Vegas (Mentioned only)
- Faraway
- Gobi Desert (Mentioned only)
Items:
- The Boon (On a TV or computer screen)
- Holy Grail (Mentioned only)
- Ley line map
- Timearcs
- The Waste Land (1922 novel by T. S. Eliot about the Holy Grail and the Fisher King)
- Wheel of Aten
Vehicles:
- Helicopter
- Prius
- Star Tours Double-Decker bus
Credits[]
- Writers: Fred Van Lente
- Pencilers: Pere Perez
- Inkers: Pere Perez
- Colorists: David Baron
- Letterers: Dave Sharpe
- Cover Artists: Michael Walsh (A), Donovan Santiago (B)
- Editors: Josh Johns
- Editor-in-Chief: Warren Simons
Synopsis[]
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Notes[]
- Michael Walsh's regular cover is a homage to the Beatles' album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" from 1967.
Quotes[]
- Free! Free at last! Hahahahah! Time for my big comeback-- Vegas, here I come-- Wh-- oh...oh no!
- Down, Percy. Adults are talking.
- I will keep you here only for the length of my ceremony. Which is about to begin.
- No more. I am going to free the dreamers, the think-for-them-selvers. I am going to murder the audience. All the worthless fans. And I will refertilize the Gobi Dessert with their bodies. Activate the wheel.
- For some reason, something about time travel...always makes me nauseous.
- I see your "you!" And raise an "us?!"
- -- Armstrong
- Your "church" is a sham, Morrison. It looks for meaning in the past. To find portents of the future. But all true significance... lies beyond conspiracies and legends. In ourselves.
- -- Archer
- I! Hate! Time travel! No wonder it scrambled my brother's marbles!
- -- Armstrong
Gallery[]
Cover Art[]
Cover A by Michael Walsh
Valiantcraft Variant Cover B by Donovan Santiago
Panels[]
Related[]
References[]
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