Oh, boo-hoo! Kiss my giant, swinging cyclops testicles. 
- -- Woody
Quantum and Woody Go to the Harvey Awards[]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Vincent Van Goat (Cameo)
- Archer & Armstrong (In a photograph only)
Villains:
- Drug dealers
Other Characters:
- Andrew Robinson (Mentioned only)
- Dave Lanphear (Mentioned only)
- James Asmus (Mentioned only)
Locations:
- Maryland
- Baltimore (the 2014 Harvey Awards were presented at Baltimore Comic Con)
- Washington, D.C.
Items:
- Briefcase
- Delinquents (Mentioned only)
- Dumbbells
- Giant, swinging cyclops testicles (Mentioned only)
- Harvey Awards (Mentioned only)
- Saga (Mentioned only)
- Tablet
Vehicles:
- Red convertible
Credits[]
- Writers: James Asmus
- Pencilers: Pere Perez
- Inkers: Pere Perez
- Colorists: David Baron
- Letterers: Dave Lanphear
- Editor-in-Chief: Warren Simons
Synopsis[]
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Notes[]
- This two-page promotional web-comic was first released on www.valiantentertainment.com.[1]
Quotes[]
- Woody... do you spend your free time searching for your own name on the internet?
- -- Quantum
- Our dad dies -- we get caught in a horrible accident -- crazy people are constantly trying to kill us -- and they might give him an award for "humor"?! I worry about comic book people sometimes...
- -- Quantum
- Really? So what does Saga prove? They just give all the awards to boner dramas?
- -- Woody
- Oh, boo-hoo! Kiss my giant, swinging cyclops testicles.
- -- Woody
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References[]
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