I don't ever want to see your smug, self-righteous face ever again! As of this moment, Quantum and Woody are DONE! -- -- -- See you tomorrow!
Solicitation[]
The must-read superhero-action-family-drama-buddy-comedy throwdown of 2018!
It’s the ones you love that hurt you the most…and, in the case of super-powered adoptive brothers Eric and Woody Henderson – aka Quantum and Woody – this is definitely going to leave a mark! Quantum has kept the truth about Woody’s biological father a secret, and now that Woody has found out about his brother’s betrayal, their once-promising superhero career has ground to a standstill. So now it’s time for one last shot at teaming up as our heroes head “down under” – ahem, to Australia – in search of Woody’s one true DNA match. Like father, like son? Let’s hope not.
You’ll believe two men and a goat can fly coach when the new adventures of the world’s worst superhero team continue with a slightly less collectible second issue from rising star Daniel Kibblesmith (The Late Show With Stephen Colbert) and dazzling artist extraordinaire Kano (Daredevil)!
Issue #2[]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- The Company Men
- Keith (Head of security; with a broken arm and an injured eye)
- Rutherford Van Chelton (on the phone)
- Vincent Van Goat
Villains:
- Doctor Unfathomable (Dies)
- E.R.A. (Mentioned only)
- Edison (Mentioned only)
- The Mysterious Benefactor (Behind the scenes)
- Negative One
- Thedge the Hedge
Other Characters:
- Boulder Sprite (from "Advanced Caverns & Kobolds") (Mentioned only)
- Conundrum Beast (villain from "Advanced Caverns & Kobolds") (Mentioned only)
- Derek Henderson (In a photograph only)
- Fake terrorists
- Frost Dryads (from "Advanced Caverns & Kobolds") (Mentioned only)
- Glendra the Boobarian (heroine from "Advanced Caverns & Kobolds") (Mentioned only)
- Guard
- Kindly Woodsman (from "Advanced Caverns & Kobolds") (Mentioned only)
- Steve Urkel (Mentioned only)
- Wherehouse security (not fake!)
Locations:
- Australia (Mentioned, and hidden map)
- Henderson Family home
- Secret Headquarters (tree house)
- Pacific Ocean (above it)
- Washington, D.C.
Items:
- Advanced Caverns & Kobolds, 3rd Edition (tabletop RPG)
- Blue potato chips
- Bō stick
- Bottomless bag of plenty (from "Advanced Caverns & Kobolds") (Mentioned only)
- Random item
- Conspiracy cork-board
- The Epsilon Box
- Ninja-X (tv series) (Mentioned only)
- Quantum Bands
- Superweapons and other doomsday devices
- 360 bio-mechanical sentry drone
- Absolute zero ray gun
- Cyber snakes
- The existentializer
- Foam grenades
- Inorganic matter disintegrator
- Laser gun
- Lava gun (Mentioned only)
- Pollen gun (hyper-allergenic)
- Portable black holes
- Propulsion bola
- The Sway Gun (Mentioned only)
- The "your guess is as good as theirs" device
- The wrong cloth
Vehicles:
- Plane
- Scooter
Credits[]
- Writers: Daniel Kibblesmith
- Pencilers: Kano
- Inkers: Kano
- Colorists: Kano
- Letterers: Dave Sharpe
- Cover Artists: Julian Totino Tedesco (A), Geoff Shaw & Gabe Eltaeb (B), Nick Pitarra & Michael Garland (Pre-Order), Mike Norton (Meme), Geoff Shaw & Gabe Eltaeb (1:20), Mike Allred (1:50)
- Editors: Benjamin Peterson (Assistant), Danny Khazem
- Editor-in-Chief: Warren Simons
Chapter Headings[]
- You what?
- Excuse me sir, have you been helped?
- Did I do that?
Synopsis[]
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Notes[]
- The "meme" cover by Mike Norton is a homage to the "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson" meme.
Pre-Order Edition[]
The "Pre-Order Edition" of Quantum and Woody (2017) #2 contains the following extra material:
- Cover Klangs: Sketch and final of issues #1-2 (regular cover A's by Julian Totino Tedesco);
- Page in Progress: Script, inks, colors, final (for page 6);
- Commentary by Valiant staff;
- Inside the Punchline - Script Excerpts:
- K.O.
- Sharp Right
- The Conspiracy
- Chloroform
- Ruckus;
- Daniel Kibblesmith on Family Reunions.
Quotes[]
- Oh, I'm not "actual family?" Why, because I'm--
- --an arrogant ass. Yes.
- I don't ever want to see your smug, self-righteous face ever again! As of this moment, Quantum and Woody are DONE! -- -- -- See you tomorrow!
- He described my mom's burnt-orange 1982 Hatchback Cavalier right down to the fuzzy dice.
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