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Hey -- you hear the one about the astronauts who saw God? They said, "well, first of all -- she's black."
-- Sidne

Bang: Paradise: Canto XXVI[]

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Donovan's Brain, by Donovan Wylie. Chapter Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine: "The End." - The bad news was that the X-O Manowar Armor was apparently busted. The worse news was Iran, Iraq, and Jordan began an offensive against their moderate Arab neighbors for failing to join them in their assault against Jerusalem -- which triggered the Saudi-U.S. mutual defense pact and launched 127 F-16's from our carriers in the Gulf -- which in turn caused Iraq to make good on its threat to deploy its chemical weapons on Israel -- forcing Tel-Aviv to retaliate -- with its nuclear arsenal. It'd begun. Only God could save us now...
-- Donovan's Brain
Excuse me -- could we maybe get the bad guys to take a step to their left -- and the good guys to take a step to their right -- get things a little sorted out here -- can't have Armageddon without knowing who's who, y'know--!
-- Woody
Pardon me -- but I understand there's an apocalypse scheduled for today. Mind if I join you?
-- David Warrant
Welcome to the Shrine of the Atom! You may call me "Cat." That's short for "catechism." A little religious humor there! How may I be of assistance--?
-- Cat
You did. We both know it now. The guilt is destroying you. I never knew you hated me. And neither of us knew that hate -- fueled by the power of Solar -- would manifest itself as him.
-- Frank Seleski
You guys want pickles--?
-- Jimmy Six
-- and it's all your fault! You taught me how to hate -- and now that hate is destroying our world! You killed the only man who's ever truly loved me -- and I loved you in spite of that. Just like I loved dad in spite of that -- which makes me perfectly pathetic -- so desperate for God's company that not level of perversion was too much!
-- Helena Seleski
Protecting me--? By making me this -- this co-dependent insane person -- someone who drives all of her boyfriends to suicide and insanity -- who sleepwalks to the 17th Century and opens the door to the destruction of the human race?! This is protecting me--?! You have any idea what I felt -- when we saw the scripture -- with the image -- of the evil one.
-- Helena Seleski
I've drawn all of the power out of you -- moved your energy into me. Thanks for the "help." And now we must atone for our sin. We must walk in the footsteps of God. No matter where they lead.
-- Helena Seleski
Y'know, Ashley once gave me this list -- God is eternal, independent, immutable, infinite, holy, omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient and -- lest we forget -- God is love. You and Helena are none of those things. But -- maybe some day you could be.
-- Sidne
Ivar's actually got a point, people -- is this the end -- or is it just the beginning--?
-- Joshua Fireseed
Hey -- you hear the one about the astronauts who saw God? They said, "well, first of all -- she's black."
-- Sidne

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