Your friend who warned us someone was after the treasure said they had a goat! Which means they're either Pagans, Satanists, or... a third thing my mom said she'd explain when I was old enough.
- -- Archer
Hobocalypse Now[]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Villains:
Other Characters:
- Adolf Hitler (Mentioned only)
- Frank Lloyd Wright (Mentioned only)
- Giraffes
- Hermione (Mentioned only)
- Jiminy Cricket (Mentioned only)
- Jordan Alex, Jr. (Mentioned only)
- Leonardo da Vinci (Mentioned only)
- McGonagall (Mentioned only)
- Moby Dick
- Captain Ahab
- Mr. Greiser (Only appearance; dies)
- Rebecca Greiser (Daughter) (Single appearance) (Probably slaughtered off-screen, too.)
- Nero (Mentioned only)
- Noah (Mentioned only)
- Security guy (at Bluff House)
- Thelma Archer (Mentioned only)
- Tigers
- Tourist guide
- Tourists
Locations:
- Europe
- Spain
- Pamplona (Mentioned only)
- "El encierro" ("The Running of the Bulls")
- Pamplona (Mentioned only)
- Spain
- North America
- United States of America
- Greiser & Daughter Stud Farm
- MacDonald's Farm
- Wisconsin
- The Bluff House (First appearance)
- Infinity Room (First appearance)
- The Bluff House (First appearance)
- United States of America
Items:
- Archer's skills
- Kickboxing
- Limbo
- Armstrong's Satchel
- Big Rock Candy Mountain (Mentioned only)
- Bottle of Absinthe
- Dewey Decimal System (Mentioned only)
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
- Hobo Code
- Hobo Treasure Map
- Treasure of the Hobos (Mentioned only)
- "I'd rather be IN THE BLUFF" shirt
- NAMBLA convention (Mentioned only)
- Noah's Ark (Mentioned only)
- Old MacDonald Had a Farm (Mentioned only)
- Speech computer
- Quantum Bands
Vehicles:
- Flying Machine #12
- Mondostano truck
- Pickup truck
- Railroad
Credits[]
- Writers: James Asmus (story/script), Fred Van Lente (story)
- Pencilers: Kano
- Inkers: Kano
- Colorists: Kano
- Letterers: Dave Sharpe
- Cover Artists: Paolo Rivera (A), Shawn Crystal (1:10), Juan Doe (1:20)
- Editors: Josh Johns, Alejandro Arbona (consultant)
- Editor-in-Chief: Warren Simons
Synopsis[]
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Notes[]
- The comic book comes with a set of "Woody" playing cards for the Delinquents Board Game.
Quotes[]
- Damn it, Woody! Ten minutes! It took you ten minutes to turn a cow brothel into Pamplona!
- -- Quantum
- Sorry! I got antsy! I mean, for all we know-- --there could be two evil masterminds in there right now!
- -- Armstrong
- Well, I find it unlikely dad paid for that shirt he's eating...
- -- Woody
- Your friend who warned us someone was after the treasure said they had a goat! Which means they're either Pagans, Satanists, or... a third thing my mom said she'd explain when I was old enough.
- -- Archer
- How 'bout you two unclench before I blast you back to your NAMBLA convention?
- -- Woody
- MEH... Nvr mind. Keep 4get I m pregn8.
- I prefer to think of us as "Good Guys for Hire." Though I'd like to find a term with more alliteration.
- -- Woody
- You. Are. Adorable.
- -- Woody
Gallery[]
Regular Cover A
1:10 Retailer Incentive Cover
1:20 Retailer Incentive Interlocking "Game" Cover
"Game" Cover (issues #1-4 connected)
Related[]
References[]
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