We're not homeless, Miss -- we're hobos!
- -- Archer
Derailed![]
Appearances[]
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Detective Cejudo (Cameo)
- Eternal Warrior (Cameo)
- Sisters of Perpetual Darkness (Cameo)
- Mary-Maria Archer (Cameo)
- Vincent Van Goat
Villains:
- Mondostano Corporation
- Gerald Stano
- Jia Storm
- Mr. Meat
- The Meat Puppets (Name revealed)
Other Characters:
- Abraham "Abe" Lincoln (Mentioned only)
- Chimpanzees
- Crocodile
- Elephants
- Giraffes
- Hobo Brothers
- Carpy Dan (hobo)
- J. J. "Jake" Gittes (Mentioned only) (see "Chinatown" below)
- Mary Poppins (Mentioned only)
- Monkey with a machine gun
- Panda bear
- Tigers
Locations:
- North America
- United States of America
- Homemade Pie Co.
- Idaho
- Uncanny Valley
- Mondostano Research & Development Facility
- Uncanny Valley
- Old MacDonald's Farm
- Texas
- Big Rock Candy Mountain (the "actual" mountain) (First appearance)
- Lady Rock (First appearance)
- The World's Most Photographed Barn (First appearance)
- United States of America
- W-W-Two (Mentioned only)
Items:
- Armstrong's Satchel
- Big Rock Candy Mountain (the song)
- Chinatown (the movie; referenced)
- Hobo Code
- Hobo Treasure Map
- Treasure of the Hobos (Mentioned only)
- Kryptonite (Mentioned only)
- Quantum Bands
Vehicles:
- Mondostano choppers
- Railroad
Credits[]
- Writers: James Asmus (story/script), Fred Van Lente (story)
- Pencilers: Kano
- Inkers: Kano
- Colorists: Kano
- Letterers: Dave Sharpe
- Cover Artists: Paolo Rivera (A), Khari Evans (1:10), Juan Doe (1:20)
- Editors: Josh Johns, Alejandro Arbona (consultant)
- Editor-in-Chief: Warren Simons
Synopsis[]
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Notes[]
- The comic book comes with a set of "Armstrong" playing cards for the Delinquents Board Game.
Quotes[]
We're not homeless, Miss -- we're hobos!
- -- Archer


- -- Woody
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References[]
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